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Hi there...this is me. Mom said I got all the
good looks and no brains.
I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin.
I have a stomach problem and fart alot.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends.
One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could
be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now.
When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals
and kitchen appliances.

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer.
She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer.
Grandma has sores all over and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture.
The flies are terrible.

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad.
He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana.
When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.

This is my dads truck. The blood stains inside are almost all gone.

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth.
She was licking a egg beater after mom made
a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

We are proud of my older brother Barney.
He is only 27 and already in the 4th grade.
He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.

My half brother JimBob and his wife.
She is a hottie. They raise Possum in their back yard.
They are not allowed to have children.

This is my older sister Sue Ellen.
She has 15 kids and they all look different.
We depend on her welfare check to get by.
She has a disease that makes her itch.

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand
down by the highway.
He once went 53 days without taking a bath.

This is Buck. He is my second cousin.
He is pretty smart.
Buck is going to be a dentist some day.
He does all the work on our teeth.

This is my sisters boyfriend for now.
His name is Larry.
He fixes lawn mowers in the city.
My sister says he has a hairy butt.

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend
but got killed by a bus on the interstate.
I still wear his underwear.

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at.
There used to be 3 of them.
Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers.
Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now.
His doctor told him to wear a helmit.

My uncle Marky is still having problems.
He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore.
He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume
at a department store.

This is my step brother Phil.
He had a hunting accident years ago.
The bullet is lodged just over his right ear.
It's hard to understand him sometimes
and he always stinks like rotten cheese.

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